honestfictionist:

Joey - Role model for both men and women.

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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Never have I related to a post so much in my life

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

forevershippingshamy:

Shaamylicious requested: You now that BTS pic of Shelly and Penny on the couch, well could you do a one shot? it’s their anniversary , Amy’s pissed, Shelly however wants to celebrate and the gang is there she storms in and then Sheldon grabs and pulls her into his lap wraps his arms around her, (just like in the pic) but looks at her , starts to tickle her they bend down and smooch , and pic gets taken .. 

Love this prompt, thank you so much xxx I hope you all enjoy this fic for day two of my Shamy oneshot a day until the premiere!

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The next person who tells me to ‘get over it’ is getting a slap in the throat
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helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

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helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

I think one thing you can do to help your friends who are depressed is to reach out to them not in the spirit of helping, but in the spirit of liking them and wanting their company. “I’m here to help if you ever need me” is good to know, but hard to act on, especially when you’re in a dark place. Specific, ongoing, pleasure-based invitations are much easier to absorb. “I’m here. Let’s go to the movies. Or stay in and order takeout and watch some dumb TV.” “I’m having a party, it would be really great if you could come for a little while.” Ask them for help with things you know they are good at and like doing, so there is reciprocity and a way for them to contribute. “Will you come over Sunday and help me clear my closet of unfashionable and unflattering items? I trust your eye.” “Will you read this story I wrote and help me fix the dialogue?” “Want to make dinner together? You chop, I’ll assemble.” “I am going glasses shopping and I need another set of eyes.” Remind yourself why you like this person, and in the process, remind them that they are likable and worth your time and interest.

Talk to the parts of the person that aren’t being eaten by the depression. Make it as easy as possible to make and keep plans, if you have the emotional resources to be the initiator and to meet your friends a little more than halfway. If the person turns down a bunch of invitations in a row because (presumably) they don’t have the energy to be social, respect their autonomy by giving it a month or two and then try again. Keep the invitations simple; “Any chance we could have breakfast Saturday?” > “ARE YOU AVOIDING ME BECAUSE YOU’RE DEPRESSED OR BECAUSE YOU HATE ME I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU.” “I miss you and I want to see you” > “I’m worried about you.” A depressed person is going to have a shame spiral about how their shame is making them avoid you and how that’s giving them more shame, which is making them avoid you no matter what you do. No need for you to call attention to it. Just keep asking. “I want to see you” “Let’s do this thing.” “If you are feeling low, I understand, and I don’t want to impose on you, but I miss your face. Please come have coffee with me.” “Apology accepted. ApologIES accepted. So. Gelato and Outlander?”

#613: How do I reach out to my friends who have depression? | Captain Awkward

P.S. A lot of people with depression and other mental illnesses have trouble making decisions or choosing from a bunch of different options. “Wanna get dinner at that pizza place on Tuesday night?” is a LOT easier to answer than “So wanna hang out sometime? What do you want to do?”

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juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.

don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)

OH MY GOD FUCKIN YES PREAAAACH THIS IS SO FUCKIN RIGHT

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A guy once tried to put his hands on my hips in a nightclub so I karate chopped the fuck out of it until he let go…best moment ever

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

fuckyeahvictoriawood:

I reuse to believe Victoria Wood is in her 60’s. She seems to have stopped aging about twenty years ago!

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
stopfrnkiero:

I decieded to make this because there was a post with only a few on here and I wanted the people who have just kept going with it to have a chance to be known. So thank you to band members and if you have more add em. Do not delete this caption because it’ll not be pretty and I will block you. 

stopfrnkiero:

I decieded to make this because there was a post with only a few on here and I wanted the people who have just kept going with it to have a chance to be known. So thank you to band members and if you have more add em. Do not delete this caption because it’ll not be pretty and I will block you. 

mrspeggotty:

My Jane Eyre
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